Four years ago somebody took three gnomes off my front porch. For weeks I put out humorous poster signs, imploring the gnomes to stop being AWOL and return home. The last sign stated “Spring Break is over; time for the gnomes to return home”. Several nights ago somebody rang our doorbell and fled. We found two of the gnomes on the porch along with an envelope containing an apology and enough money to cover the replacement of the missing third gnome. Since people still ask us if the gnomes ever reappeared, I decided to create another poster sign to celebrate their return.